Worst fucking slogan ever

by I0VES2SPO0GE

30 Comments

  1. West-Vacation8190

    you’re not filled with confidence? government inspections ensure rat feces, insects, biological contamination and metal shavings are at standardized levels.

  2. lowfreq33

    The quotation marks definitely make it worse.

  3. Man, there was a time when that rightly instilled confidence in people.

  4. ArtByJRRH

    “Real Food* Product”

    *This product has been deemed safe for human consumption by the USDA

  5. Was it some kind of ironic inspection? Is the wink implied?!

  6. YupNopeWelp

    I don’t know, man. Once upon a time I would have thought so, but south of the 49th, we’re all now like, “Why shouldn’t the industry just inspect itself?’

  7. hingusdingus420-351

    Bruh I grew up near this butcher lol had to double check the post

  8. SockSock81219

    “Government Inspected Meats”
    …is what we WOULD say if we were government-inspected…

    A beef company that sells pork can dream!

  9. DayInTheLifeOfAGod

    We can totally trust the government.

  10. Lost_On_Lot

    We had a Berkshire supplier years ago who’s slogan was “we’re pleased to meet you – with the meat to please you!”

  11. Gloomy-Restaurant-42

    “WE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT INSPECTED MEATS!”

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  12. DynamiteWitLaserBeam

    “Government Inspected Meats” he cried into the night, like a fireman climbing to a window that has no fire.

  13. Been3Years

    Woah, I’m buying THAT one. That sounds classy.

  14. chop-diggity

    “No one eats The Govt’s meat” taken already?

  15. LtPotato1918

    There’s a meat store in my town that uses the slogan “You can’t beat our meat”

  16. Cyclist007

    ‘Western’ beef from Ontario, with a specific Ontario inspection stamp? Yeah, no – if I tried to serve this here in Alberta, I’d be out of business so fast…

  17. DavieStBaconStan

    Dawg see that stamp. That’s quality pork.